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1. Thoughts of the Moment January 5, 2009
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Jan 05 2009

   Top 5 games kids can enjoy, along with parents!
   
   5. The Mario Frachise-Everyone enjoys Mario, I mean come on he's cool! The games teach kids early on that hitting blocks floating in the air with your fist along with your head, you'll get coins! Also that turtles are evil and are to be jumped on immediately (along with moving mushrooms!). But they also learn that the shells will fly back and possibly make them fall through the ground if a mushroom isn't eaten first!
   
   4. Left 4 Dead-This game prepares kids for the zombie apocolypse that is sure to happen. It lets adults have a blast and learn to work together, while it teaches kids that since their too small to use guns, that they better prepare to be a special zombie. Kids learn that they must either eat a ton and get really fat to become a boomer, smoke a ton of cigarettes to become a smoker (besides who doesn't like a nice smoke everyonce in a while?). They will also learn to practice their jumping skill but jumping on and off the roof to become a hunter. I doubt many kids would become tanks or whiches, so then they know that if they don't do one of the following their just gonna be a regular drone and shot down without much threat.
   
   3. The Metal Gear Solid Series-This game has a lot of cutscenes, which teaches kids that if they wanna know WTH is going on their gonna need to pay attention! Cuz if they don't their lost for the rest of their lives! Also it teaches them about the smaller details that make some weapons superior to others...Oh and also that theirs really cool Romanian guys named "Vamp" that got their name because their bisexual.
   
   2. The Hitman Franchise-This game teaches kids a ton of creativity, and a lot about choice. They can either just run and gun all the time (showing you their gonna end up being stupid bullies) or they could go stealthy and plan everything out (Creativity here folks!). And Hitman 2 has a story where 47 rescues his good friend and mentor who is a Catholic priest! Not to mention the brilliant music by Jesper Kyd will show them the power of music in games, and everywhere in real life really! Sure the PC version shows a guys wiener, but it helps kids understand the human anatomy better.
   
   1.Twisted Metal Black-What a GREAT game for children to play! This game has everything kids love! Clowns, icecream trucks, even a carnival level! And what's wrong with kids having the chance to execute prisoners on death row? It also includes stories of a boxer, a farmer, friendship, amnesia where a guy runs with a gang only to find out he was working undercover as an FBI agent, a sniper trying to make things right, a bond between a son and robotic father, an exorcism, a troubled Vietnam vet, and of course silly masks that an angry boss put on a woman. The reason this game is on the list and no other Twisted Metal game is because this is Calypso at his finest, he doesn't screw people over by twisting their words like before (such as a guy wants money, Calypso kills him with a wave of change, or two guys wanna fly so Calypso says they can fly and they drive off a building...only to have Calypso say something like "Whoops, I forgot them to give them their airplane tickets".) Instead Calypso actually grants people their wishes for winning the tournament! Oh and it has "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones! I'm not much of a classic rock guy but that songs a classic!

   
   

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1. Silent Bob
   Posted On Jan 08 2009

   Funny read.
   
   Jack is definitely not a dull boy.

2. BEN
   Posted On Jan 05 2009

   haha, the Mature rating on most of these titles may slow down the kiddies, but I like the way you sold your ideas