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1. Ladies, Gentlemen, and rude men. I have figured out why I am not dead yet!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Jan 30 2009

   Exciting isn't it? Knowing why you haven't died or been seriously injured yet...Despite being extremely clumsy! I will now start a new paragraph as to some backstory about my clumsiness.
   
   I am the guy who always seems to stepped/stub/trip over the stupidest things. I've stepped on cd's cases cracking them (not the discs though ), stubbed my toe on every single wall (seriously they don't even move!) the the midwest United States, had things on wheels I was pulling hit the back of my legs thousands of times! Not to mention stumbling over pallets hundreds of times, and boxes laying on the ground causing other people to go "Oh whoops my bad" and me just laughing...Never figured out why I laugh though...Oh and I never fell on the ground after any of these though...Which brings me to...*Imagine Thor's voice yelling the next words*MYYYY NEEEXXXXTTTTT PAAAAARAAAGRAAAPHH!!
   
   My reflexes are extremely fast and automatic! I've always known I've had fast reflexes but only a while ago did I realize how freakin' clumsy I am . I remember one time in Junior High my friend tried to steal my science book off my desk, and despite having both hands under the desk I quickly grabbed it before he could pull it at all! And he was all like "Woah! You have fast reflexes!". Another time unloading the truck at work, I placed a box on a pallet and started to turn around when I apparently noticed a box was falling. Before the box even thought about falling more then 2 centimeters I managed to catch it and a co-worker said "Nice catch!". I wasn't even looking when it started to fall so I did my best Duke Nukem "Damn I'm good!". And my refexes have saved me from hitting a few curbs while not paying attention while turning (my friend distracted me, I'm usually a quite focused driver), and even a car that decided it owned the road and ran a red!
   
   Point is, I may be clumsy, and that alone would put me in my grave. But I am like a Yin Yang (no I'm not half black) I have reflexes to save me. Why I wrote this? Well I knocked over a bag of my favorite after dinner meal, Spicy Buffalo Chicken Tenders, and managed to catch it almost as soon as it thought of falling over (it started to think about it, and did fall for maybe a quarter of a second, but I totally owned it)! OOOHHHH YEAAAAH I AM TOTALLY A NINJA PIRATE!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Jan 30 2009

   Gotta love your inspiration for writing this, haha. I also bet the doctor gets kicked in the face when he taps your knee, as he's testing those reflexes of yours
   
   By the way, include me in this epic battle RyuBlitz, because I'll out reflex you at will, lol

2. RyuBlitz
   Posted On Jan 30 2009

   We must have an epic battle of lightning reflexes. Now.