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1. I now know what REALLY happened to Andy...
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Feb 04 2009

   Okay so Andy is 1/2 of the people who automatically become your friend when you sign up on the GoG. The other is BEN. We all know the usual conspiracies, he's a ghost, he doesn't exist, goverment conspiracy, he eats babies, he just doesn't game anymore, yadda yadda yadda...But now my children, the truth is revealed!
   
   You see, a while ago I discovered that I have an amazing power in which my dreams reflect reality, more specifically the reality of the future. In this one dream I have already shared, I envisioned the "future" of the GoG...And it was a store. A place one could go inside of litterally. At the front is a bouncer/bodyguard who uses a PDA very similar (if not exactly the ones used by Target employees) to scan one to see if they are a member. Of course, I was, so the scan checked out and I was allowed inside. There I found what I believe looked like a fancy gaming center complete with nice furniture, nice carpeting, and well, just overall fanciness. I walked around for a bit through aisles that were poorly stocked with bags of potato chips and a ton of empty space. That of course didn't make any since at the time...but is now all clear to me, and explains %100 once and for all what happened to Andy.
   
   When the GoG was being developed, BEN and Andy were very close friends and business associates. At first the plan was to simply make a totally sweet-awesome-not sucky-website for gamers to go to and interact with eachother (this was an EXACT quote by the way). Then one day BEN's ideas started spinning out of control when he suggested they start making some 3d schematics for "The GoG" night club thing. Andy was a bit skeptical about this but decided where it was going to lead to. Later on after the schematics were finished, and Andy saw the virtual tour . He openly opposed the idea and that's where trouble started.
   
   BEN tried using his high charismatic skills to persuade Andy that a place for gamers to meet face to face with poorly stocked potato chip shelves was the greatest idea ever, but Andy's will was strong (not to mention the pants he was wearing at the time were the same that Abraham Lincoln wore to incite the north to abolish slavery throughout the entire country, despite having to kill their own friends and family. These pants litterally saved America! They give a +30 to will save rolls, +25 charisma, 2 dexterity, and the ability to cast magic missle and Cloud Kill 6 times a day). So needless to say that persuasion attempt failed hard. BEN tried and tried again, but to no avail. BEN however did succeed in his bluff roll convincing Andy that everything was allright and deleted the schematics. This lead Andy into a false sense of security (which my brother tells me is one of the only ways to kill a jedi when I say that George Lucas got lazy with ideas with the pathetic killings of so many powerful jedi in Star Wars Episode 3).
   
   BEN was secretly infuriated and knew that Andy needed to be silenced...but how? He couldn't kill him because only silly-willy-walnut-heads kill. He couldn't kidnap him due to modern day CSI tools that would find enough evidence to put him away. So their was only one choice left. BEN had to use his last Dimensional Warp Scroll on Andy sending him to the realm of smoke infested waters. There Andy would be safe, but away from Earth Realm (so if he was chosen for Mortal Kombat Andy would not be able to be reached which of course would be really awkward for the both of them). Of course, to use the scroll the target creature must be willing or make a will roll to avoid the spell, and at the time the Lincoln pants were being washed (I'm not %100 sure on that, they could have been in the dryer), but Andy still had about a %62.3 chance of avoiding it. So BEN had to think of a plan.
   
   One night at around 8:27 p.m. BEN approached Andy asking him if he wanted to visit the flying squirrel realm (which honestly who could resist?)...But Andy was smart, he knew BEN only had one Dimensional Warp Scroll left and asked him about that. BEN assured him that he had 4 by making 3 nearly identical in everyway copies of the scroll and showed them to Andy. Still skeptical he asked where BEN got them, and BEN responed "That merchant guy was selling them on the corner of Cornbuckle and Squire Ave!" Andy thought he had heard the merchant ask "What are you buying?" When he walked by him but didn't look at who the merchant was talking to. So convinced, he allowed BEN to teleport him to the realm of smoke infested waters. And that is why he is with us no more. Any response withing the last 6 months, 22 days, and 15 hours were false. BEN simply used his admin powers to steal the identity and supress questions of Andy's whereabouts.
   
   I of course, am strongly agains the GoG club thingy idea, however I am very much for poorly shelved potato chip aisles...Which of course in no way makes up for the creepiness of scanning arms, or the idea of a website becoming a store similar to my work or whatever. I know this chronicle will not stop that idea from becoming a reality, however I do know that it will delay the inevitable. That's all we can do folks, all we can do is delay and let our children take over the battle for us.
   
   By the way BEN awesome site! Glad you made it! Oh and thanks for the 10/10 on my last chronicle! Author statement coming soon (I prefer to only make 1 chronicle at most a night). Also look forward to my explanation about how M. Night Shyamalan wants us to kill Earth! Also coming soon!

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 2 comment s on this chronicle.

1. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Feb 05 2009

   Excellent read! I give it a 10/10! Why don't these things go up to 11?

2. BEN
   Posted On Feb 04 2009

   Wow. What a treat of a Chronicle here
   
   Although I can't say how accurate this theory is, I'm certain it's a good attempt! Thanks for the numerous laughs and your humor continues to be enjoyed by this video gaming community I'm sure
   
   Cheers to another 10/10!
   
   BTW-What if Andy responds to this Chronicle...wouldn't that be creepy! lol