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1. The time is now my brethren...and sistren...
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Feb 05 2009

   As most of you know, I hate M. Night Shyamalan. Not just his movies, but the fact that he gets to keep on making them! At least Uwe Boll made ONE good movie, which of course was the extremely offensive Postal, but this is a serious topic. Now, I actually thought about seeing "The Happening" in theaters since it was his first rated R movie with a bunch of suicides. However I was fortunate enough to see "Dethklok Live" who were touring with Chimaira and Soilent Green. When Chimaira came out and played a few songs the singer asked the crowd for a little bit of time (literrally he asked it was kinda cool!). Sorry to interupt but while waiting in line I was right outside their bus and the bass player came out for a few seconds to see if he could see one of the bandmates hands, it was pretty cool! Anyway so the crowd granted him his bit of time and he informed us about how badly the movie SUCKED! For those who don't know, it's about plants or something start releasing toxins or what not causing people to kill themselves. Needless to say I always knew it was gonna suck but now I absolutely refused to see the movie...but then things turned around in the upcoming paragraph!!!
   
   My brother saw it and liked it, so he bought the DVD. I was somehow persuaded to watch it (and yes it did totally SUCK!!!). However their was a deep meaning in the movie, one that was very clear to me. M. Night Shyamalan wants...no NEEDS people to open their eyes and see the future of their wrongdoings. We must kill Earth before Earth kills us! It's blantantly obvious with the way he makes everyone avoid grass and plantlife, and the only safehouse was filled with artificial plants, which would be enough to shut up environmentalist.
   
   But the question is, how do we kill Earth, before Earth realizes our intentions? It obviously doesn't speak English otherwise it would have told us what it wanted instead of making us have lawnmowers go over our heads. And it obviously doesn't speak anyother language otherwise we would be able to translate it. So the only answer is to kill it now, fast and efficiently. It could be a highlander, so a decapitation must work. Maybe drilling into the center core and blowing up a few nukes may do the trick, but I'm pretty sure it would feel that and in a reflex, defend itself. Polluting won't work since it's too slow and may only give it a cold, or some kind of disease...Although we could give it a dangerous cancer...Maybe a serious drug addiction, like heroin or meth...Or better both! Anyway we do it, it must make Earth defensless ASAP! We only have one chance at this people! Let's not screw it up! Oh and this "global warming" may be it's only warning before it attacks...We are past the point of no return (reference "Falling Down" the movie for a better explaination of "past the point of no return"). Remember, it's NOW OR NEVER!
   
   This chronicle is dedicated to Dynafire who wanted something to read at work or something, so their you go I expect a 10/10 from yuh buddy . And of course M. Night Shyamalan movies still suck, and no not even Signs was good, just another disappointment with one somewhat entertaining scene, but even that was a huge disappointment!

   
   

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1. RyuBlitz
   Posted On Feb 06 2009

   ... Am I the only person who actually liked The Sixth Sense?

2. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Feb 06 2009

   Thank you, and thank you! Falling Down was quite an awesome movie! I just watched it on Netflix so that point of no return thing was fresh in my mind. Also theirs a pretty cool Iron Maiden song called "Man on the Edge" which is based on that movie. Only one line made me have to think a little bit to make the connection to the movie, but it makes since now.
   
   And BEN, I love living on Earth too, but obviously Earth doesn't love us living on it. It's us or it...you make the call! On second thought, you can voice your opinion and we'll let M. Night make the decision

3. BEN
   Posted On Feb 05 2009

   I too will give you a 10/10, because "The Happening" is one of the worst movies I've ever seen and none of M. Night Shyamalan's movies are good, haha.
   
   I do still love the earth though, so let's avoid blowing it up as long as we can, lol

4. Dynafire
   Posted On Feb 05 2009

   "There's no problem that can't be solved through varying amounts of explosives." You can quote me on that, because it's true. :P Nice little rant. It definitely kept me entertained for the few minutes I was reading it. For that, I give you a 10.
   
   Oh, and Falling Down is an awesome movie. Just bought it last weekend. It's been ages since I've seen it.