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1. Some of my favorite quotes off the top of my head!!!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Feb 18 2009

   Again this is off the top of my head, not left, right, or down below, all memory so if it's off a bit...SHUT UP! Just kidding go ahead and correct me I'd rather know, but how can I refuse to say shut up? They are in no specific order, just as they come, and I do believe some will be from this website . If you would like, I'm interested in what your favorites were so feel free! Anyway, like Mario says "HERE WE GOOOO!!!"
   (side note, most are humorous, and others not)
   
   "That would be hot" -BEN (what a way to start eh?)
   
   "What's this? THEY GIVE US ALL THE FREES COFFEES IN THE WORLDS AND NO INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO COOKS IT!!!" -Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Metalacolypse)
   
   "I still buy toys sometimes. I like the ones with blinking lights that make feel like you're on LSD" -An old guy I work with
   
   "So I hear you liek Mudkipz?" -Internet meme
   
   "Did you know there's a nursery rhyme based off this song?" -My friend talking about Cats and the Cradle
   
   "Who the hells dumb idea was that?" -Snake (MGS4)
   
   "Toys for big boys? Those are either guns or boobs...I'll take either" -Me (of course) at work.
   
   "Metal isn't the devils music, country is. All country is about is cheating girlfriends, depression, drinking problems, and, and fiddle battles with SATAN!" -Of course, ME!
   
   "We'll make you look like COOKED SPAGHETTI!" -Those guys in that choreographed gang video I love so much!
   
   "I'm totally offended, I'm going ta drink more then I ever have in my entire life!" -Pickles after fan rumors say he doesn't drink as much as he says (metalacolypse)
   
   "Metamone Setatone" -My fake Italian that I use that expresses emotion solely by how I say it. It can mean anything.
   
   "I'm a saint in sinners eyes" -Lyric from Clouds Over California by Devildriver
   
   "Theres a bass solo in the song Metrapolis...Where I do a bass solo..." -John Myung in an instructional bass video.
   
   "What do you mean check the map? I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHERE WE WERE!" -from the Blair Thumb
   
   "Oh yeah, run back to the net...Nothing could ever penetrate THE NYLON!" -Also from the Blair Thumb
   
   "Let me know, if you see a Radio Shack" -From Kung Pow
   
   "This is what I do, this is what I do, this is what I do I sit on you!" -A song from Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job
   
   "god...stay the heck away...Hey where'd you get that jumpsuit? See? It'll totally confuse them. And it's a nice way, way to, it's a nice way to make a friend!...LAST RESORT! -Dr. Steve Brules Last resort self-defense video (from Tim and Erics Awesome Show Great Job)
   
   "Umm...I don't appreciate being called a rapist." "Well...then don't RAPE!" -Another TAEASGJ sketch
   
   "If somethings hard in life, it's not worth doing. Like playing guitar, or snowboarding. Snowboardings hard Brendon." -Coach McGuirk from Home Movies
   
   "Why am I not getting a reaction? You all know what beer is right? And you all know what scotch is right? So you don't drink liquor before beer" -Coach McGuirk teaching a science class
   
   "Some people are dumb huh huh huh" -Butthead
   
   "It won't taste like grape when it's up your butt!!!" -Butthead
   
   "There's a time to live, and a time to die, when it's time to meet your maker. There's a time to live, but isn't it strange, that as soon as your born your dying" -The Clairvoyant by Iron Maiden
   
   "For the passion, for the glory, for the memories, for the money" -These Colours Don't Run by Iron Maiden
   
   "HOW THE F*** ARE YOU MINNEAPOLIS!" -Alexi Laiho from Children of Bodom. We were actually in Maple Wood, I knew what he was saying but I still chuckled.
   
   "Hello Maple Wood, or Minnesota *chuckles* I'm from Sweden, I don't know where the f*** I am" -The singer from In Flames (this was the band right after Bodom)
   
   
   And I think that concludes my list for now, I may make another sometime. Hopefully this entertains someone for a while

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 3 comment s on this chronicle.

1. BEN
   Posted On Feb 18 2009

   haha and yeeaaahh, I made the list
   
   I'm surprised "BA" didn't make it in here somehow, but I suppose when you write a whole Chronicle explaining your confusion about this term, you don't need to add it into something like this

2. RyuBlitz
   Posted On Feb 18 2009

   You forgot a few key ones...
   
   Ben, upon waking up in a WDW hotel - " Would somebody turn off that Disney sounding s***?!?:
   
   "I blame Zach." - The Rhinestone Cowboyz (aka our RB2 band)

3. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Feb 18 2009

   Dang, I forgot my absolute favorite ones...
   
   "...But it's okay because I'm a souffle and I cook at such a low heat"-My friend trying to convince me he was sober enough to drive home...obviously I didn't let him!
   
   "I'm trying to decide if I wanna order my brother or order a pizza"-Same friend, same night
   
   "Sir! Sir! Sir! Could a get some honey mustard and health insurance!?!?" Same friend. He called me asking if I'd take him and someone else to Taco Bell, they were closed so we went to McDonalds where we had to wait a while and I pointed out a sign saying they offer medicare...so when the guy handed us the food he yelled that