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1. The Legacy of JD624 continues with real life Hadouken Battles!!!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Mar 03 2009

   I've decided that I'm leaving everything I've ever known behind me. The path of the warrior beckons me. I simply cannot escape the tempations to fulfill my destiny. You see friends, I am weak. Sure I've never lost a real life Hadouken Battle, but like Ryu in the Street Fighter Alpha movies I won't let that stop me from saying it...I fight so I can be strong.
   
   There's no challenges left in my neighborhood that even slightly test my skills. No way to improve on what is already mastered, since I know my opponents to well.
   
   I shall begin by destroying everything I have in a brutal rage and burn my house down without even pretending to think about how 2 other people currently reside in it. I will only keep my basic clothing (some torn shirt and pants, and I'll make a headband out of napkins or something). No shoes or socks needed (man I hope the snow melts!). I will just let my bank account build up with interest so when I'm too old and feeble for combat (that actually won't happen I can assure you...I'll probobly be slain in battle or something). If I do somehow become old and feeble (if it's just one of the two I'll be fine) then I will retire. As for the money I currently have, I'll give it all to the first homeless person I see, or an Indian girl I run into who was bringing milk home to her mother (like in the GOOD Street Fighter animated movie).
   
   I will survive by the money I make in street fights eating only what I absolutely need to keep my mind healthy, focused, and pink. I will say hardly anything and make many rivals on the way. I don't know which direction I'll walk in, but I do plan on walking to every place where powerful adversaries reside, including Alaska, Hawaii, Brazil, Togo, Coste Di Ivoire, Tokyo, and of course, Israel.
   
   I will miss you all, and remember you always. This of course contradicts what I said earlier about leaving everything behind me. I look forward to sparring with some of you and hopefully you too can join my endless search for real life Hadouken Battles.

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 4 comment s on this chronicle.

1. cableguy
   Posted On Mar 07 2009

   I see your Kung-Fu skills are as great as mine. You shall be a worthy adversary when we meet upon the shores of Hawaii. I will be here waiting for you with a Spam sandwich and a Mai Tai. You will know my wrath... and the wrath of Spam gas.

2. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Mar 05 2009

   Thanks Pan! Glad to see someone gets it! And while that is one of the awesomest ideas ever Dynafire, but I must only defend myself and any innocents who may be caught in the Hadouken crossfire. So while I may be able to use that in tournaments, I am unable to now...Not to mention I'd have to get an extension cord to set it up, or stock pile on batteries.
   
   Thank you both for the comments, and best of luck to you two while I'm gone. I may find a public library or something to keep you guys updated on my journey, or if someone wants to spar with me. Adieu

3. pandmoneum
   Posted On Mar 05 2009

   Yo Brodalicious! The common man just don't get it! When ur hot, and on fire you can tiptoe across the pacific to hawaii or guam or even japan for that matter. I know, been there, done that, got the tshirt, wore it once, washed, it dried it, now it shrunk and i use it as a dust rag! Keep em guessin'
   Out!

4. Dynafire
   Posted On Mar 04 2009

   
   
   I'm curious to know how you plan to walk to Hawaii, or any other island nation for that matter.
   
   You know what would make for a great video though? Get a boombox with the stage select theme from Street Fighter II and blare it while you walk around. Then, you have the "Round 1 - FIGHT!" go off . When this happens you must engage in a Hadouken battle with the nearest person. Good times, good times.