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1. Good news GoG!!! (Or bad news for those who might hate me)
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Mar 07 2009

   It turns out that I will not yet be setting off on my Hadouken Battle Journey (the HBJ) quite yet...For details consult...
   http://www.gatheringofgamers.com/profile.php?profile=1712&action=view§ion=chronicles&chronicle_id=1480
   
   I must say it is my personal favorite chronicle I've ever written.
   
   Anyway the point of this chronicle is that I found something else to do to mentally prepare myself for the journey. And by mentally prepare I mean make a very valuable helper and best friend for life!
   
   You see at work last night, I saw a Wall-E birthday cake decoration and thought about pan's chronicle about the movie. That's when my mind starting racing at a billion half centimeters every 26.4 minutes. I've decided I shall build my self a Wall-E...and watch the movie (cuz little robot dudes kick ass!!!).
   
   This way I'll still be able to continue to keep on keeping on with whatever it is I do on this website, and not have to destroy this very expensive laptop I just bought.
   
   So about this little Wall-E guy...He's gonna be a he since...well, I'm not sure exactly, easier to program or something? Plus his name is gonna be either Wallace (such a powerful name that's pretty unoriginal since i got the idea from the name Wally...) or Pegathroth...I don't know where that name came from...
   
   He will be able to fly, be fully armed with 4 different styles of lazer rifles (ranging from sniping, to fully auto with mixes in between), a small rock thrower (is there anything more fun then a simple random small rock throwing? Well, okay you got me there but it's pretty close right? I mean it doesn't hurt that badly and provides a silly WTF!?!? moment...if done in a friendly manner). Not to mention an exploding squirrel cannon (with radius of 3.2685 feet).
   
   And that's it so far for the weaps. The other attatchments would be an iPod charger and stereo, built in cell phone I'll never be able to reach, 5 gallon liquid storage facility, carton of smokes holder, one of those little fridge dudes that carry a 6 pack of pop/soda, a freezer, microwave, lighter, GoG sticker, and more features I can't think of right now.
   
   I plan on beginning the schematics on my next night off (which is Sunday). How long it'll take, I can't say, but this little dude is gonna be so cool!!!
   
   And to answer your question, yes this is what I do while I work, I think of things and they blow them up into huge major ideas and then stick to them! Anyone wanna help build this guy with me? Let me know, if you help your guarenteed to be the second person to test him out! If not you'll have to wait until I fly through your window at like, 4 in the morning...and yes i can only let you test him out if I can fly through your window late at night or extremely early in the morning!

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 2 comment s on this chronicle.

1. pandmoneum
   Posted On Mar 07 2009

   "Brosyncinater", Dude, I need to know something. I will not tell anyone who is not on this site. Read this very carefully- R U an effing JEDI? Or a NINJA? I am, both... And u process ur stuff exactly like moi. I've already built my own personal WallE... A google number of times, it's all in my head! I like all the features on yours, but none of it will work w/out the key ingrediant. And it allows time travel. No, not your mind, a "FLUX CAPACITATOR". It runs on simple household waste! So fuel is never a problem. No matter what time zone you land in! Oh yeah, lest I forget, bummer drag about the HBJ... I'm looking forward to hearing about that, man. If you ever write back and say you've done hard time, I'll swear we either know each other, or are/were brothers in a different dimension or when vs. where! BTW, go yer yodel on yet? Ya seem a little more mellower... Just wondering.
   
   Out!

2. cableguy
   Posted On Mar 07 2009

   ...huh?