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1. Ideas for games that bad, or just plain terrible, but I would play anyway!!!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Mar 20 2009

   Have you ever played a game SOOO incredibly bad that you wondered why the developers even released it? Or where they got such a stupid idea? Well they didn't get it from me...UNTIL NOW!!!
   
   Okay first idea.
   
   Super Street Cleaner 2 Turbo-Choose from 8 characters obviously ripping off the classic Street Fighter characters, each with their own unique moves as you, brace for it...CLEAN THE STREETS! You get points for carefully cleaning up garbage in streets while avoiding curbs, rocks, gardens, and of course, children.
   
   Wiggleworm 4D-Play as a worm, wiggling on the ground! In an attempt to make a 4th dimension that basically makes your eyes bleed green blood!!! Over 500 different locations for you to wiggle! Co-op and 16 player versus online! WIGGLE TO THE STORES TODAY!!!
   
   Toby Keith Bounty Hunter!!!-Play as Toby Keith as you get a list of bounties on people who have too many parking tickets, follow them to their homes, break in, and make those fans of yours dreams come true as they peacefully let you slap the cuffs on them! Co-op is available, guest starring Reba Mcentire! Both characters voiced acted by themselves!
   
   Christian Rock Mosh Pit Legend!-Start out as a low level fan of a Christian Rock band and gain respect by chanting the greatest praises to Jesus in the Christian Mosh Pit (Basically a prayer circle). Mosh enough and you'll earn your way to the top as a deciple or roadie of the band!!!
   
   Llama feeder 2k9-Feed llamas on a farm everyday to earn money to buy more llamas! But watch out for the spit! Get spit on too many times and game over for you!
   
   Staring Contest!!!-In Staring Contest, you face over 260 unique opponents who you must defeat, in a staring contest, to unlock them! Versus and team matches available online!
   
   And finally, The Office!-Start off as an intern getting all the big shots their coffee in a tottally realisticly designed office! Then climb the company ladder by sucking up the the head honchos, doing your work perfectly and on time, make chit-chat with coworkers at the watercooler (but not for too long or you could get fired!), and of course make sure to keep your cubicle clean! Complete special tasks or make tough decisions to unlock tools to help your career or accessorize your cubicle (Nobody likes a boring ol' cubicle remember!). Such as pens so you won't have to sharpen pencils, a new copy machine, your own coffee maker, bigger sticky notes, a telephone for business calls, a high-speed internet connection, and of course...NEW SUITS! And as DLC you can beg to your bosses to not fire you, call in fake bomb threats, and commit suicide if you get fired!!!

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 3 comment s on this chronicle.

1. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Mar 25 2009

   You loved it so much that here comes volume 2!!!

2. johnbiz10301
   Posted On Mar 20 2009

   GoG i think you found your next tournament games

3. BEN
   Posted On Mar 20 2009

   
   
   Love this Chronicle and I think the Staring Contest game would be the best! You could weave in the camera from XBL and actually capture blinking to determine the winners, lol. Imagine the perfect compilation of games with all of these ridiculous ideas on one single, amazing disc of fun
   
   10/10 Chronicle Ranking