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1. Ideas for games that bad, or just plain terrible, but I would play anyway!!! VOLUME 2!!!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Mar 25 2009

   Alright so I got some more ideas for you! Without further delay here comes VOLUME 2!!!
   
   Hair Sylist in da Hiz-Zous!!!-Okay in this M rated game, you get to realistically style and cut hair! Make sure to use more products so you can get more cash from the customer (as long as their happy with the new dew of course!) Spend that cash on everything from better scissors, to a new barber seat, products for style, and eventually make your way up to owning your own business filled with cheery stylish workers! And yes you do get to choose their uniforms!!! Go online and compete against other businesses then hire one of the people you put out of business to be one of your hair sweepers! Floors aren't gonna clean themselves! Eventually you can have the government shut you down for running a monopoly! It's rated M because at anytime you can go postal and use scissors, blowdryers, cash registers, mirrors, pet fish or turtles (if you own a fish tank), mace like products, acid shampoo, and more!!!
   
   Super Ultimate Lightbulb Installation Expert: On Duty!-This idea came from a semi-interesting story which I'll post as a comment. What you do in the game is play as the most elite lightbulb installer, who in fact, screws in lightbulbs! Twist and turn those lightbulbs in and out of sockets, but make sure to go online and find a great partner who knows how to hold a flashlight otherwise you may get a shock! Or worse burn the building down then have to sit through your own funeral! And if you never played online, nobody shows up and you feel like a complete loser...
   
   Hannah Montana's Liquid Injection Adventure Land!-Okay so this game is targeted for really young kids that like Hannah Montana. The heroine is Hannah Montana who injects heroin! Already controversial? Well it's a sidekick to Alan Carr (or whatever his name is) who made that quit smoking game on the DS targeted to 8 year old boys who smoke a pack and a half a day. This game promotes heroin to stop little girls from smoking cuz second hand smoke kills other people where heroin only affects the user. That's about it...Just play as Hannah Montana shooting heroin. Make sure to go in between the toes after daddy sees the marks on your arms! Note I do not promote heroin. This game does and that is why it shouldn't be made...Also I think Miley Cyrus seems more like a cokehead...Not yet but when she gets older.
   
   Boulder Bash!-This is a 16 player game where you choose from 30 different boulders with ranging attributes (strength, hardness, sex appeal, intelligence, speed, blinking speed, and affection). They also each have unique outfits ranging from business men, garbage collectors, bikers, gangsta's, hill billy's, squirrels, and of course pirates and ninjas. Each boulder gets a unique power as well such as jumping, swimming, digging, power stearing, extreme blinking, ect. All the boulders do is crash into eachother like a demolition derby with a blinking button, which, well, makes your boulder blink...yup thats it...Outside the arena you can create friendships and rivalries alike! Even romances! The game completely supports polygamy, homosexual, and bisexual boulder marriages.
   
   There you go another round of game ideas that should never be made that I would play anyway! I'm sure these are pushing the boundries even farther and I can't wait to think of more!!!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Mar 25 2009

   Wow, you've done it again! lol
   
   I really enjoy this little Chronicle mini series and hope to someday see a Volume 3, 4, and even 5?! My favorite was the Boulder Dash attribute set, haha. Thanks for the good laugh my friends.

2. JackDaniels624
   Posted On Mar 25 2009

   So the Super Ultimate Lightbulb Installation Expert: On Duty! idea came from a time when I had to change a lightbulb for my grandma once when I was starting High School. She said that I made it look so easy and that she always had a hard time doing it and that I could make a career out of screwing in lightbulbs L O L
   
   I remembered this since the lightbulb in my room is out and we don't have any that fit...And believe me at night it's DARK!