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1. My Rant on Easter...Very BRUTAL!!!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Apr 13 2009

   Warning: This chronicle does include lots of harsh language...LOTS! Anyone who may get offended by language should have stopped reading this a while ago. Again, lots of naughty words here folks! Okay final warning! Here we go!!!
   
   What the F*** is up with this "Easter Bunny"!?!? Some stupid little rabbit that goes around to houses and s**** eggs all over the place for little kids to find? And yeah, it actually does S*** them, I mean, since when have rabbits laid eggs? And while were at it, aren't bunnies young rabbits? So we got some thousand year old "bunny" runnin' around s****** in our houses and yards once a year...But here's the catch, it only does this to Christian families!
   
   Now at first I thought it was a Christian holiday (you know the whole resurrection thing), but what the h*** does a bunny rabbit have anything to do with that? If anything this little egg-s***** is some a**hole who hates Christians and goes and s**** in their houses for little kids to eat...I know what the f***, huh?
   
   I asked my brother about how this "Easter Bunny" could relate to Christianity in ANY way since he knows about this kind of stuff. What he said was that eggs symbolize new life...Okay that KIND OF makes sense...But aren't Christians the ones against hybrid animalization? Therefore a rabbit or "bunny" that s**** out multi-colored eggs contradicts that. Not to mention that I've always heard that the Easter Bunny is male, so that's men giving birth...Well God f***** up when he made the Easter Bunny I guess...Unless it was Satan...
   
   And why wouldn't people worship this magic egg s****** "bunny" if it's got such magic powers (I mean who the F*** does it think it is? Santa Clause?) Not to mention I've seen pictures and heard stories of rednecks who found this "Easter Bunny" and shot it, killed it, and did whatever with the corpse. And these events happen more then one time a year, so not only does it keep dying and coming back to life, but at a much faster rate then Jesus ever did!
   
   Therefore the Easter Bunny (who should be called the Easter Rabbit) is a nonreligious, Christian hating bastard who makes little kids eat s***!
   
   Enjoy your Easter kids

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 2 comment s on this chronicle.

1. BEN
   Posted On Apr 13 2009

   I appreciate the warning, but I still had to calm the content of this Chronicle down with some censoring. Sorry, but you know how we roll

2. RyuBlitz
   Posted On Apr 12 2009

   "Now at first I thought it was a Christian holiday (you know the whole resurection thing), but what the hell does a bunny rabbit have anything to do with that?"
   
   Simple answer: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. All of this Easter Bunny nonsense has diluted the actual meaning and importance of the holiday, and that irritates me to no end (similar to the way I feel about Santa and Christmas).
   
   On a side note... Has anyone noticed that, if you rearrange letters, Santa = Satan? hmm...