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1. BEN It's here! Ideas for games that bad, or just plain terrible, but I would play anyway!!! In 3-D!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Apr 14 2009

   Yeah 3 dimensions this time! Not really just a pretend to be clever way of saying it's the third of it's kind...So let's get started shall we!
   
   Omerta!- Sure this sounds cool for those who know what an Omerta is (I've taken a few and I stick by them!) What an Omerta is, is a sacred code of silence most famous for the use in the Cosa Nostra (mafia families). When a man becomes "made" he takes an Omerta that he will not cooperate with cops, and possibly end up doing prison time for someone else (even an enemy family) or be executed. So what makes this game bad? It starts off with "Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven". Such is the Rule of Honor." And you are then started off in courtroom where you make fun of everything the authorities say to you, and end up getting the chair...Good job you won!
   
   Test your reflexes! EYE STYLE!-Using that camera technology in the new DSi or whatever, you see how fast you can blink, and even have races online to see who the fastest blinker in the world is! As a bonus the game also includes eye movement speeds, and judges how steady your head is...Oh and I almost forgot, the game constantly makes fun of your eyes and gives out makeup tips!
   
   Porticue, the Plumber!-Go around the neighborhood posting signs everywhere you can to start your business off as plumber! You start off with a pathetic plunger, and have to plunge your way up to the top and finally do more then just unclog toilets! Be careful, Porticue is depressed easily and may try to drown himself in a very disgusting toilet bowl!
   
   Swingset Simulator 9!-Okay it already starts off with the 9th game, and that's not a good sign...Basically you hold forward, then back, then forward again, and so forth trying to get as much height as you can and launch yourself into the air! Get high enough and you can knock a Kindergartner over the safety bars of the playground and end up suing the school causing them to cut teachers and janitors! Congrats kid! Also there's a rumor you can do a full 360 on the swingset! You can't, but the marketing will strongly hint at it!
   
   And finally, Laverne and Shirley at WORK!-Yeah, you get to put caps on bottles for hours on end! Earn enough bonus points and level up so you can put a glove on a bottle and wave to it! Credits roll!!!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Apr 15 2009

   I like the swing set idea the best
   
   It could totally be a Sim City type of game, where you're in charge of building the most fun (and safest) park for the kiddies!
   
   I'm wondering if Music Chairs (Wii), Gardening Guru (Wii), and/or Xtreme Base Jumping (360/PS3) could be on your next edition of this fun little series of yours