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1. Ideas for games that are bad, or just plain terrible, but I would play anyway!!! The 4th Strike!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Apr 16 2009

   First of all I'd like to say that I just noticed I forgot the word "are" in all my other chronicles...Fixed that now! I'm questioning if it could have been one of those artsy things if I acted like I purposely did it...Anyway that's not why you, nor I are here right now. On with the first game!
   
   The Clockwork Janitor!-In this game, you choose between 6 different janitors all with different abilities and attributes ranging from sweeping speed, efficiency, and distance, vacuuming, flask hiding, toilet scrubbing, charisma, and of course discretion (based off of a REALLY creepy High School Janitor we had...he was NOT discrete AT ALL!). You start off at an elemtary school sweeping hallways, cleaning up puke by some kid who thought it'd be funny to drink everyones chocolate milk, then run around in circles, and of course, develop on-the-job drinking habits to get you through the day. Eventually you can persuade the other janitors that you deserve to be captain, then you can take over by mopping the floor with the Cleaning Captain! After you take over the elementary school, your awarded the Captain's Mop (longer, faster, more durable, you'll need it where your going). Your then sent to the Junior High where the janitors are tougher and you start at the bottom again. Remember the mop you got? Use it to take over! Find special sponges and vacuum parts, you'll needem when you get to high school! Same thing here, except now during lunch you can look at the high school girls (this alone is a good enough reason it shouldn't be made, especially after witnessing it in real life...It was hilarious watching him though).
   
   The Metal Detector!-Play as Ahnuld Schwarzenegger, a guy with a metal detector who's acting career is far gone and some how ended up in politics as you sweep beaches looking for treasure, but only finding rusty nails and objects with no value. Of course there would be classic Ahnuld lines to get entertain you for hours, and maybe you'll find a diamond ring and have to track the owner down...Then beat her for losing it!
   
   The Zombie Apocolypse!!!-I know what your thinking, why's this on here? I'll tell you why. You play as a zombie. You have one life. Your a real zombie so your extremely slow and most humans are probobly fortified. Of course if your lucky you'll get to be part of the breaching party that gets to bite somebody...but remember it only takes a blade through the neck, an axe to the head, or a bullet in the brain to take you down!
   
   Real Lemmings-I love real lemmings. There so stupid that if one runs over a ledge and falls into the ocean, at least 50 others will follow! Swimming in a straight path until they exhaust themselves and die. That's exactly what your gonna be doing. Or maybe you'll be the brave, stupid leader and lead your lemmings to a new home? Or maybe you'll send them all running over a cliff...Wouldn't that be an awesome cutscene!
   
   Marshmallow Wars-When marshmallows got tired of being eaten, they fought back. They were true to their word when they said they'd kill ever last human being, animal, and plant in the world if another was impaled and burned in a fire, only to be placed between chocolate and a graham cracker and devoured while humans bonded and sang campfire songs, comparing it to the guards at Auschwitz. Now the regular sized white ones and little rainbow colored marshmallows (Their callled "The True Survivors" after their combined forces destroyed city after city and caused the most enemy casualties despite taking the most as well, they want control all to themselves) have formed an alliance against the rebellious forces of the all pink marshmallows (large and small, there called "Rebel Marshmallows for a Free and Puffy World, or the R.M.F.P.W.). But little did the two coalitions know that a third party waited in the shadows to annihilate both forces. These are the Cocoanut marshmallows (no joke I've seen them...Their so freakin' wierd! They are called "The Silent Knights" because they were so overlooked in the battle and developed a strong bond with eachother, and naturally became stealthy assassins). You choose one of these forces each with pros and cons. The True Survivors have large numbers, powerful weapons, and excellent technology, however mainly use brute force and don't know very many strategies for battle. The RMFPW have a good amount of soldiers, know excellent guerrila tactics, can steal technology, but don't really have a place to call home so they have many smaller base camps and can have communications cut off. They also have to ration food and ammo between these bases. And the SK are extremely deadly assassins, who can work for either side or just go freelance. Of course the ultimate goal is for the opposing forces to eliminate eachother, but because their so unknown they won't be shot on sight unless doing something suspicious around an enemy. They are excellent sabatours, don't require too much technology or supplies, however their numbers are very low and must play very intelligently and must keep their camps hidden, for they are very easy to eliminate (again only if found).
   
   Well I think that's it for now so I'll see you next time folks!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Apr 16 2009

   You're creativity and attention to detail on these ideas continue to amaze me. The single life, Zombie Apocalypse game had me laughing the most