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1. Ideas for games that are bad, or just plain terrible, but I would play anyway!!! Disc 5!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Apr 17 2009

   Ahh...A few ideas flowed into my brain at work so I just had to let them spill on the GoG...So now that we've placed Disc 5 in the disc tray, lets close it and start this ding dong!
   
   The Rogue Street Paver-Meet Frank Voltilson. A man who just saved the President and Chinese Ambasador from certain death by paving the roads that terrorist put some totally dangerous potholes in. Now a world hero, Frank returns to share the news with his wife of the last 16 and 3/4 years...Only to find that she's gone, leaving a note saying she ran away with her new lover and that she took his daughter with her. Frank snaps, no longer will he pave roads for justice! He's gone rogue. What you do in the game, in a completely realistic fashion, is dig potholes in roads trying to sabotage as many vehicles as possible, and of course, rack up the casualties. Dig potholes everywhere in a open sandbox environment from the entire world! Dig them near stop signs to cause traffic accidents, or maybe on bridges or sharp turns on mountains for some serious casualties! Don't forget to use your with to sabotage the pavement companies so they can't fix the holes you dug! That's not all to worry about though, eventually if your too obvious the FBI will pick up your trail and hunt you to the death! There is a story which involves working for the mafia to find the man who took your women (and eventually killing them both), then waging war on the mafia to save your daughter, but be careful, you don't want your daughter to die from one of your potholes! Beat the game and unlock fun physics, where you can change the physics anyway you like! Want everything to go higher? Faster? Slower? Lower? Left? Right? Then beat the game you lazy bum!
   
   What a Twist!!!-We all saw this coming...Why it didn't pop into my mind before still puzzles me, but here we go. You play as M. Night Shyamalan (What a tweest!) and you come up with movie ideas that sound good (I know, what a tweest!). Then you find the most perfect way to ruin them (yeah, yeah, what a tweest), with a twist. Do your best to catch the publics eye, then severly disappoint them to win! Of course you'll have those "artsy" people who will always like the "symbolism" of your movie, or the people who always seemed surprised at even the most obvious twists (Righteous Kill...An old guy I overheard was surprised by the end lol)...Disappoint them and earn bonuses to help you eventually destroy the Earth so it doesn't kill us first!
   
   Race Walking Championship 2k10!!!-As we all know sports games are always released a year earlier then the title says...This is no different. In RWC you can play as one of the pros such as Sergey Morozov, Vladimir Kanaykin, Denis Nizhegorodov (Russia's very good at this apparently), Nathan Deakes, Olimpiada Ivanova, Liu Hongyu (wow...this sport is definately for communist!), and many more, but don't forget you can also make your own character too! And using the cams for the 360 and PS3, you can use your own face and body which will both effect your stats! Start with lowly 20 km races and make your way up to the Olympic games! Sorry ladies, this game, like real life, only lets the men do 50 km races...but their communists so that's why.
   
   And finally The Chuck Norris Coverup-Okay so we all know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but he doesn't want us to know that...So these are just popular hidden facts that he leaked to incite fear in enemies, but still maintain a normal daily life in the public eye for some reason. In this game, that's the side of him you play. Work out on the Bowflex, enter martial arts tournaments, be bothered by millions of people begging you to divide by zero, and of course attend John McCain and other Republican rallies. Then "sleep" and do it again the next day...But remember this is a coverup to hide his truth, so his powers won't work in the game...Sorry, but that's why it shouldn't be made.

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Apr 17 2009

   I want the complete box set of these games!