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1. Ideas for Games that are Bad or Just Plain Terrible But I Would Still Play Anyway!!! Thief Edition!
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Apr 30 2009

   Alright after a few problems (changing sleep schedule, and accidently deleting a comment instead of posting the original) I finally am getting around to writing this. The Thief Edition basically means I asked for ideas, and now I'm writing about them in my usual way, except unlike Coldplay I won't steal any credit. So here we go!
   
   Porticue: Smelling Legend! (credit to Dynafire weather he remembers it or not)-Remember everyones favorite plumber Porticue? Well now he's going around smelling things! In this game you obviously play as Porticue. Go around an open world ranging from Suburban neighborhoods, to ghettos, to Inuit villages, 3rd world countrys, island paradises, and more! The objective is to smell anything! The more you smell the more you learn about things, and give you points for extra lives! Smell everything from mongeese, snails, tables, air, gas cans, garbage cans, table saws, turtles, people, dvd cases, lobsters and more! Everything can be smelled! Be careful though, police attention may be called if you sniff the wrong people, or maybe you'll get maced if you smell the wrong lady, and nuns...Watch out for their rulers! To keep things interesting, Porticue can help people out by using his legendary nose to find things for people, identify targets for hitmen, and of course find treasure!
   
   The Playing Video Games Game Adaptor (credit to BEN, Ryu, and the Onion)-This adaptor goes onto your favorite console. Yeah it has to be your favorite, you will have to undergo a series of tests to figure out which system is truly your favorite, and the tests take around 10 hours. What the adaptor does is let's you create a character based on height, weight, hair, facial features, personality, special skills, and of course if they'd rather be a giant platypus or giant catterpillar! You then play a game as you normally would, except now you see a realistic character playing the game for you! Movements are completely accurate! Just fire up your favorite music game and watch your character play a real virtual plastic instrument! Keep scoring and show off to watch your character do the exact same! And by exact same I mean they'll be playing it completely normally! Fail a song really close to the end? Watch them break their instrument and force you to pay full price for a new virtual plastic instrument or else they won't play any other games! The best part is you can never remove it! Check back in a few months when DLC for splitscreen characters will be available! Be careful, both can choose weapons and actually kill eachother! And you only get one life for ultra-realism!
   
   Virtual Weight Lifting (credit to BEN)-YARGH! YOU ARE A LITTLE SISSY BOY AND YOU NEED MUS-UHLSSS! That's right folks! Bill Gates got buff from playing the Beta version of this game and you will too! Well, in your fingers anyway...Choose from real pros such as Halil Mutlu (Turkey), Galabin Boevski (Bulgaria), Norbert Schemansky, Hossein Rezazadeh (Iran), David Rigert (USSR) and more! Or create your own! Press the X and A buttons really fast to lift heavier weights! Enter tournaments to make cash for some slick shades, or better workout equipment, along with houses, cars, and teeter-totters! The best part of the game though is being a manager and yelling profane things at the little sissy boys who can't even lift 200 pounds! If they continue to disappoint you feel free to fire them and look for someone who actually has muscles! Have them win all the tournaments then challenge Ahnuld himself! Beat him and unlock him as a character!
   
   Cody Williams Rock Paper Scissors (BEN of course)-Make a character choosing their background such as their age, tongue, favorite throwing style, loyal, backstabber, piercings, mind games, and more! Have them start off by playing RPS for fun at school, work, or in the retirement home, then make your way up to playing for cash! Build a reputation and start entering tournaments to acquire entourages and make some allies! Keep rising the ranks and face dilemmas such as staying loyal to friends, person greed, death of a friend, rival gangs taking over your hood, and of course, constipation. Keep winning and buy houses, weapons, cellphones, bling, pimped out cars, managers, bribe officials, and much more! Careful, once you make it to the top you must defeat Cody Williams in a 25 round RPS battle to the death!
   
   Joe The Plumber: The Videuh Game! (Obviously BEN's idea)-Start off by playing football with your son in the yard. Obama's campaigning in the neighborhood and you spot him. Do what very few have ever done and question his plans! GASP I KNOW! After this moment you will be known as an extreme right-winger who supports John McCain...But Joe don't like McCain either, and he's gonna prove it! Speak out common sense about the stupidity of both politicians while dealing with death threats, the media calling you racist, republicans thinking you support McCain...After a while you find out that it just won't work...So you team up with the most powerful Republican at all to put this mysterious "true Republican" as Joe likes to say McCain is not, and get into brawls with Left and Right wingers to get CHUCK NORRIS into power as president with Joe as the VP! Use anything as a weapon such as pens, papers, trashcans, rubberbands, and much more as you thrash through politically bias crowds!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On Apr 30 2009

   What a treat of a read