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1. My Final Requests
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on May 05 2009

   Okay, apologies as this has very little to do with gaming other then a reference or two...And no, I do not plan on dying. I know some day I will, but I don't plan on it (if that makes sense).
   
   Okay so I realized my family and friends either A) Cannot be trusted (family) or B) Simply cannot remember the whole thing, or the subtle details (friends+cousin). Oh and also I've listened to Necrophagist's "To Breathe in a Casket" and Dream Theater's "Pull Me Under" recently which is where the idea came from. Therefore by posting this it will be available to the public to know my final reque....no DEMANDS!
   
   When I die (which won't be for a long time most likely, but the plans been solid for quite a few years now so I assume it won't change too much over the years) I don't want some boring funeral, cuz let's face it they suck! And surprisingly no, as appealing as a Viking Funeral sounds, it just isn't for me mainly because I'm a pirate at heart, but at the same time a landlubber.
   
   So heres the plan. I want to be placed in a casket with 2 colt .45's in my hands crossing my chest like Agent 47 holds his ballers before he regains conciousness and annihilates all the witnesses at his "funeral".
   
   Then I want this casket to be doused in gasoline, or anything else highly flammable (starting to sound pretty cool eh?). I want the priest or whoever may be giving those boring final words of mourning and passing to light a torch. Then Lamb of God's "Requiem", which for those who don't know a requiem is a song of passing, shall be blasting! And I don't mean at a comfortable volume for most people, I want whatever is playing it to be at it's maximum capacity! It needs a nice bass boost too! Anyway when it gets to the first "RETURN TO SACRED SLEEEEEEEP" I want this priest (actually I'd prefer Alexi Laiho to be the priest) to take a swig of rum or something. Then when "THIS COULD" starts I want that rum to be spit from the mouth, through the flames of the torch, setting my casket ablaze! At around the same time that's when the casket may be lowered into the ground.
   
   I then want all of my possessions to be sold and every cent I have is to be put towards erecting a statue of a giant platypus and giant catterpillar fighting. That is all I could ever ask for.
   
   And if for some reason those jerks refuse my request, I entrust the GoG to lay the hammer down as they see fit against the traitors...And of course everything I leave behind is free game, most notably my highly expensive laptop. If they don't acknowledge my wishes I want them to pay. That is all GoG!

   
   

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JackDaniels624 has 2 comment s on this chronicle.

1. JackDaniels624
   Posted On May 06 2009

   Why thank you, it is more then just a read however, it is truly my final wishes...And of course I'll stick around, I need more money for a bigger statue!

2. BEN
   Posted On May 06 2009

   *Clap*Clap**Clap*Clap**Clap*Clap**Clap*
   
   Stick around of course, but this was an interesting read. Thank you sir.