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1. Ideas for Games that are Bad or Just Plain Terrible But I Would Still Play Anyway!!! Quest 6
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on May 10 2009

   After a long enough delay it's finally back! So no more delays here it comes!
   
   Gnomes vs. Dwarves-Alright we all know and (better!) love garden gnomes, but we also know poser garden dwarves are trying to move in on the market...And now the two meet on the battlefield! Command armies from either side using strategies such as flanking, castle sieging, decoy units, escorts, and more to crush your opponent! Gnomes are better strategists since they've been in the gardens longer, so they can set up ambushes more easily. They can also use unique traps using vegetables and flowers and such, and in some cases flood the dwarves with a hose! The dwarves on the other hand are much more aggressive and have powerful siege equipment, and not to mention their natural bloodthirst makes them physically stronger! Only one side can truly rule the gardens, and now it is up to you to decide!
   
   Chef of Legends!-In this game you start off as a lowly pathetic cook working at a generic fast food restaurant. You must prove your worth by studying at Le Cordon Bleu and challenging the infamous Iron Chefs to cook offs! Don't foget to turn that broccolli into a delicious cake and make your opponent look like they just got fired for burning the fries at Burger King! When all of your opponents lie in defeat and beg for mercy, you get your dream job. You then battle the master of all master chefs and also really pissed off guy Chef Gordon Ramsey to become the head chef at McDonalds! This game is based off of a Le Cordon Bleu commercial where it mentioned something about a guy being a head chef at Mickey D's after studying there, I just simply couldn't resist!
   
   And finally Operation Spark: Featuring Porticue-Everyone's beloved Porticue is back, but this time he's takin' on Nahzee's as Cotton Hill would say it. This game is based on the actual Operation Spark (Many know it better as Operation Valkyrie, but NO! After a tiny bit of research you will find that Spark was the specific name for the operation). Except Porticue isn't one of the Germans who sacrificed not only their lives but their families reputations as well (They put their families behind to attempt to save millions of people, this is an act of bravery that deserves recognition and I salute them!). Instead Porticue get's his own personal vengeance by pulling silly pranks on Hitler! Let's say Hitler's gotta go to the bathroom, well Porticue left a strategically placed banana peel that causes Hitler to slip and his face falls right into the icky toilet water! Hitlers got a very important speech written out, only Porticue changed it so Hitler tells his people that he still wets the bed! Of course Porticue already has that arranged so he won't be lying . The gameplay is simply making Porticue sneak around and using intel he gets from the conspirators of Operation Spark to pull other pranks such as flushing the toilet when Hitler is taking a shower, replacing his shampoo with honey, setting his alarm clock to go off at 3 in the morning, replace his normal attire with a silly disco outfit, shaving his eyebrows, filling his toilet with jell so when Hitler tinkles he makes a mess, water the area around his car so when he goes to get groceries he slips and falls continuously with his guards as they hilariously try to get in the vehicle, and much much more! By setting up a successful prank you are awarded with a video of what happens with that music that plays whenever theirs a montage of people slipping and falling (I wish I knew the name of the song). Then as a final silly prank Porticue replaces Hitlers poison with...You guessed it! A LAXATIVE!

   
   

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1. BEN
   Posted On May 11 2009

   Another classic entry to this fun series. Thanks and I look forward to the next installment soon