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Ideas for Games that are Bad or Just Plain Terrible But I Would Still Play Anyway!!! Porticue Style!
Player Chronicle -- Posted on May 20 2009
As promised, I am revealing the true intentions of Porticue. As you all know Porticue started off as a easily depressed plumber, then ended up playing silly pranks on Hitler. But what's the deal? More will be revealed on a later day but for now I will say that...Nope I'll mention it at the end, sorry!
Porticue's Tree Climbing Adventures!-In this game Porticue climbs trees, but not just any trees...On second thought yeah just any trees. The goal is to travel the world and climb up the highest trees in the world! Make money to buy equipment for extra grip while climbing branches, trail mix for those long journeys, boots for speed, and of course your gonna have to look stylin' when climbing those red woods! How do you get money? Any way that involves climbing a tree! You can work for the government and spy on people with your tree expertise, or just help an old lady getting her kitty out of a tree...And don't forget the land pirates who hid treasure in trees!
Super Porticue World-A blatant rip off of Super Mario World. Basically the same only Hitler will be the main enemy, and you'll be jumping on Nazi's heads instead of goomba's...And the hammer bros. are replaced with SS soldiers throwing Steilhandgrenaten. The fire flower is replaced with those classic signs you would put up for business in Porticue's first game. These of course will stick in the ground, so don't try and bounce them! Oh and Porticue tries to save a princess lobster he saved in his Smelling Legends game!
Super Smash Porticues!!!-A parody of Super Smash Bros. where the only playable characters are the different variations of Porticue. The plumber uses his tools for a brutal beatdown, but again he gets depressed easily, so expect a suicide or two! The legendary smeller can smell things around the levels to use them as weapons! Those lobsters pinch pretty hard too! The Operation Spark version has hundreds of silly pranks he's got up his sleave so watch out! He's totally willing to flush the toilet when your in the shower! And the tree climber will totally climb on you! Imagine the awkwardness!
Oh and the intentions of Porticue is to overthrow Mario by appearing in more games then him! That could be why he's depressed...
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