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1. The Past Life and Death of JD624 (Beatle's Tribute)
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Sep 13 2009

   Okay, this is all true except for the stuff I made up or don't remember correctly. Now with that disclaimer out of the way, I shall get to the point. I was an octopus in my past life. It just makes sense! An octopus's life is basically combing the ocean floor for shiny things, plus they shoot ink and stuff. I too have always wanted to break a pen in someones face, and I'm a drummer, and what better creature then one with 8 tentacles to play drums? Exactly! I could go on and on but I'll continue with the story now.
   
   Okay so I was born into a small family probobly, living in a boring little octopus community with very little shiny things to still be discovered. And I get bored easily, so I needed something more. I waved goodbye to the family all at the same time, which was really saddening for them since I was just barely a young adult.
   
   I traveled for around a year, finding many cool shiny things, but still I wanted more so I kept on keeping on as I always do. As time flowed, my wisdom grew and grew, and I learned how to work cassette players, and quickly became a Beatle's fan. I eventually then found a nice little garden next to a cave with tons of rocks for expansion. I made it quite big, and had pleanty of room to dance in, and pleanty of shade to keep me cool.
   
   Then one day I saw the most breathtaking thing ever! A yellow U-Boat! I got excited, and got closer and I saw Ringo Starr! I waved to him, trying to get him a sign that I'd let him in, after all I know where he's been! It must be chilly on the yellow U-Boat, and was pretty sure the bunks were pretty uncomfortable. There was no danger down here, so we could sing and dance around and no one would tell us what to do! And since they couldn't be found, we could swim and shout all night and day without worrying about fans! They could even bring their friends and families to join us!
   
   But fate had other plans. Unfortunately I didn't know that John Lennon was such a drug-addicted A-hole, so when Ringo told him he saw an octopus, he did a joyous captain laugh and told the crew to get to their battle stations!
   
   The next thing I knew I had torpedoes firing right past me destroying my garden! I shot out some ink to try and blind the crew, but they were in a U-Boat, what the hell is that gonna do!?!? So I just tried to swim to safety in the cave, but there was no chance, a torpedo locked right on me and asploded my head! As my lifeless arms floated to the surface I felt my soul transcending, and I swear I saw Ringo's huge nose pressed up against one of the windows with tears in his eyes.
   
   And that my friends, was my past life...or one of them...There may have been something inbetween then and now, which would make things more chronilogically reasonable...Still, this is factual (except for everything I made up or don't remember correctly).

   
   

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1. A-Thon X
   Posted On Sep 13 2009

   LOL! Two thunbs WAY up!