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1. Top Ten things to not say to a female you encounter online
   

   Player Chronicle -- Posted on Aug 05 2009

   Now as we all know girls are popping up everywhere in the gaming world, and we are not going away anytime soon. We hear all kinds of crazy things while playing so here are some things not to say if you play with us!
   
   10. Are you a girl?
   
   Now this only applies if it is extremely obvious that I am a girl. If my gamertag is GirlyMcGirlster please don't ask if I am a girl. We get asked this question 500 times a day and it gets quite irritating.
   
   9. Are you hot?
   
   It's as if you guys think if I say yes that you will have some chance of being with me. Just don't ask because it really doesn't make a difference.
   
   8. You're a girl you must weigh 500 lbs!
   
   Does this mean that I should assume that every guy I get matched up with is disgustingly overweight? No, because the truth is their is a wide spectrum of people who play, and this applies to us females too.
   
   7. If you're a girl why are you playing video games?
   
   The answer to this one is too easy. We play for the same reason that you do, it's fun, and we like it. We like to escape into the world of video games just like you do. Some of us have children which means we really enjoy delving into this world even more.
   
   6. Oh a girl I can't wait to teabag you!
   
   Really guys? Is this what you guys have resorted to. Do you really have to drop your animated balls over some random girls dead body to have fun?
   
   5. There's a girl on my team, I'm Quitting!
   
   Now the only thing I can think of with this one is you guys are frightened that I will get more kills than you, and that would crush your man-ego. If you really thought your were better you would stay and prove it.
   
   4. Can I be your friend?
   
   Now this is perfectly okay if you have been polite throughout the game. But my personal favorite is when a guy is trash talking, tea-bagging, etc. etc. , and at the end of the game asks me if I can remove someone off my Friends list to add him. LMAO
   
   
   3. Your a girl and you play you must have no life.
   
   This from the guy who is doing the exact same thing as me at the exact same time. I am a student, with a job, and lots of friends but somehow since I am female I have no life.
   
   
   2. Suck my Expletive
   
   Now this is ridiculous. To all you guys that say this, next time you're walking down the street walk up to some random girl and say that to her face and see what happens. It's like some guys use the anonymity of xbox live to act like fools. If your mother was sitting behind you and heard you say that to a woman, what do you think she would think of you?
   
   Okay DRUMMMMROOLLLLL
   
   The number 1 thing to not say to a female you encounter online is.....
   
   Get in the kitchen AND/OR make me a sandwich
   
   Now I realize that a lot of you guys that say this are used to your mothers serving you sandwiches in your basement while playing xbox live. That doesn't mean I'm going to make you one, get off your a** and make it your self, it's not that hard I promise
   
   Okay so that's it for my list.
   
   I would also like to acknowledge that all guys aren't like this,and I run into plenty of nice guys while playing. To all you guys we love you!
   
   To the rest of you that say these things
   please take this list to heart, and realize that we are just like you and don't deserve to be degraded. Thanks to everyone for reading
   

   
   

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PMS Heartbreakr has 5 comment s on this chronicle.

1. A-Thon X
   Posted On Sep 01 2009

   LOLz Love it. 5 stars

2. Hobben
   Posted On Aug 07 2009

   Your right I've heard all of these before, and I even have an inside joke with my wife based on one.
   
   I say "WIFE, GO MAKE ME A PIE!"
   
   She just rolls her eyes and tells me to shut up. . . must be a love thing.

3. krazy army girl
   Posted On Aug 05 2009

   way to go girl! We all have been there and we all will still go through this everyday on the box. I liked how you answered the questions.. i would make the list of how i answer these same questions but.... lol ya know.

4. BEN
   Posted On Aug 05 2009

   I enjoyed this list and I've heard many of them before, especially because we usually have some ladies in our online parties (considering this place is our home and it's so heavily loaded with great girls).
   
   I think it comes back to the anonymity of normal people being jerks online, but I agree that it's unfortunate and more annoying when it's done in this light. Especially because I know A LOT of people who would enjoy knowing more female gamers!
   
   I know female gamers are not a new thing, trust me, but a side of me seems to think this will fade and they filtrate even more into the gaming realms.
   
   Lastly, if you want to avoid/combat this none sensory...play with GoG members...we'll make anyone who does this feel more dumb than they where when they decided to open their ignorant and annoying mouths
   
   10/10

5. BigNeen004
   Posted On Aug 05 2009

   Pretty sad that you've had enough experiences with meatheads to warrant writing this chronicle! Pretty sad indeed.....